A large part of my life and adventures revolved around my strange profession as a driver for Yellow Cab. I drove a handicapped accessible van and run a small AIDS awareness program during working hours called the Mobile Awareness Program. I give away approximately 2,500 condoms and brochures every year to the wildest assortment of people you could imagine. Every night was a new adventure and every customer was a new lesson in humanity.
Since TIPS (To Insure Prompt Service) were an essential part of my income and a good deal of people are clue-less in this area, I am including "100 REASONS TO TIP YOUR CAB DRIVER." And since I made a good deal of my living telling jokes, I am also including a page of jokes collected in the cab... Please Email me with your best joke... If its really good it gets included on my Joke page. For more information about the Cosmic Cabbie's Mobile Awareness Program (MAP) go here.
I am no longer driving a cab so this web site will no longer be updated. Please feel free to email me with comments...
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